sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

dancing-for-daddy:

b: don’t be a butthead daddy
D: what was that?
b: DON’T BE A BUTTHEAD.
D: is this sass I hear?
b: maybe you could hear better if your head wasn’t a butt.

(via daddysdirtylittlesecret)

pzzaplease:

juodaanviinaa:

fuzzypigs:

claybabay:

NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE

NEED COLLEGE FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR MONEY

WAHT

WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM

NEED EXPERIENCE FOR JOB

NEED JOB TO GET EXPERIENCE

NEED CAR FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR CAR

90% of my anxiety in a text post

(via sunfl0werpetal)

(via cut3panda)